Dear Random Person I passed crossing the street today;

It appears that you tried to say something to me today while crossing Goodwin street at Green. I apologize for completely ignoring you until you were past me and I realized you might be talking to me. This is the second time this week something like this has happened to me. I was listening to my iPod and could not hear anything other than the Eagles because of my in-ear headphones. This is the price I pay for incredible musical fidelity.

-Joey